Techer: Pappu Kya Tum Sone Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Prarthana Karte Ho? Pappu: Main Nahin Karta Meri Mammi Karti Hain Mere Bistar Par Letane Ke Bad Vah Har Raat Ko Kahti Hai "Shukra Hai Bhagwan Ka... So Gaya Kambkhat"
Pappu: Yaar Main Chahta Hu Ki Jab Main Marne Lagun To Bhagwan Mujhe Panch Minat Aur De De Banti: Kyon Tu Apane Papon Ka Prashchit Karna Chahte Ho? Pappu: Abe Nahin Mobile Bhi To Format Karna Padega Nahin To Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ghar Wale Galiyan Denge
Pappu Subah Subah Gadi Dho Raha Tha To Pados Ki Anti Ne Pucha "Kar Dho Rahe Ho?" Pappu: Nahin Aanti Pani De Raha Hu Shayad Badi Hokar Bas Ban Jaye
Pappu: Papa Mai Shadi Karna Chahta Hu Santa: Mafi Mango Pappu: Bina Galti Ke? Santa: Ha Pappu: Sorry Maaf Kar Do Santa: Bahut Achchhe Tum Sahi Kah Rahe The Ab Tum Shadi Ke Liye Bilkul Taiyaar Ho
Banta: Pappu Tere Papa Ki To Rasgulle Ki Dukan Hai Tera Khane Ka Man Nahin Karta? Pappu: Bahut Man Karta Hai Ankal... Lekin Papa Gin Kar Rakhte Hain Isliye Bas Chus Ke Wapis Rakh Deta Hu